Real Mode Weekly

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Vol. 1, No. 3 Dec 25, 2025 • Evening Edition Cost: 640KB

TODAY'S TOP SCOOPS

N64 Classic Decompiled: Twilight Princess Breaks Free

In a massive win for game preservation and the emulation community, *The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess* has been fully decompiled. This milestone opens the floodgates for native PC ports, mods, and performance enhancements that go far beyond standard emulation.

Continued on Page 2 » — Johnny Sector

Star Fox 64 Barrel Rolls onto PC

Just in time for the holidays, a new PC recompilation of *Star Fox 64* has been released. Unlike traditional emulation, this recompilation translates the game into native PC code, resulting in silky smooth performance and zero input lag.

Continued on Page 3 » — Johnny Sector

Analogue 3D Accuracy Disputed

The boutique hardware manufacturer Analogue is under fire after new research cast doubt on the accuracy claims of their "Analogue 3D" N64 FPGA console. Community researchers suggest that the marketing surrounding the device's 100% cycle-accurate replication might be overstated.

Continued on Page 4 » — Johnny Sector

EGM’S GLORY DAYS IMMORTALIZED

Grab your magnifying glasses! A brand new documentary titled "Pixels To Pages" has hit YouTube, and it's a love letter to the glossy, ink-smudged pages of *Electronic Gaming Monthly*. A comprehensive look at EGM's history and impact.

Continued on Page 5 » — Penny Pentium

LEGO GAME BOY: PLAYING WITH POWER

Hold onto your bricks! Some genius modder looked at the LEGO Game Boy set and thought, "Nice sculpture, but can it run *Tetris*?" The answer is YES. They've crammed actual hardware inside the plastic shell.

Continued on Page 6 » — Penny Pentium

NOKI'S PORTABLE COMMODORE 64

Imagine if Commodore, Apple, and Raspberry Pi had a baby in the 80s. Noki has built exactly that! This scratch-built portable C64 is a stunning piece of engineering that uses 3D printing and emulation.

Continued on Page 7 » — Penny Pentium

Genesis Graveyard Yields "Pit Fighter II"

The Video Game History Foundation has unearthed a long-lost sequel to the arcade brawler *Pit Fighter*. This unreleased prototype from 1993 offers a fascinating "what if" glimpse into a timeline where the gritty digitized fighter got a second round.

Continued on Page 8 » — Johnny Sector

Analogue Pocket Now Dumps ROMs

A new firmware update for the popular Analogue Pocket handheld has quietly enabled a killer feature: the ability to dump ROMs and save files directly from original Game Boy cartridges to the SD card.

Continued on Page 9 » — Johnny Sector

Commodore 64 Ultimate: New Gold Standard?

A new hardware review praises the "Commodore 64 Ultimate" as the definitive modern way to experience the legendary 8-bit computer. Utilizing FPGA technology, it replicates the C64 experience with stunning accuracy.

Continued on Page 10 » — Johnny Sector

NES Mega Man Gets a Modern "Revamp"

The original NES *Mega Man* has received a significant fan-made overhaul. This "Revamped" version patches the 1987 classic to fix bugs, reduce slowdown, and tweak level design for a fairer, more polished experience.

Continued on Page 11 » — Johnny Sector

LEGO ARCADE: BUILDING NOSTALGIA

If you miss the sticky floors and neon lights of the 80s arcades, LEGO has you covered. A new set captures the spirit of the arcade era, letting you build your own miniature coin-op paradise.

Continued on Page 12 » — Penny Pentium

COMMUNITY & VIDEO WIRE

SimCity 2000 IRL Newspaper

A user has created a personal dashboard inspired by the iconic SimCity 2000 newspaper aesthetic. It updates with real content every morning! A perfect blend of nostalgia and modern utility.

Continued on Page 13 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: SimCity 2000 Newspaper

Ah, yes. Finally, a way to read about the impending doom of the real world with the comforting thought that a giant alien monster might just stomp on it all anyway. I can almost hear the "Reticulating Splines".

1987 Computer Chronicles Christmas Buyer's Guide

Clint from LGR takes us on a ghost-of-Christmas-past tour, commentating over a classic 1987 episode of *The Computer Chronicles*. It's a fascinating time capsule showing the fierce battle for the home desktop.

Continued on Page 14 » — Apogee Slater

C.D. SPINNER: RE: 1987 Buyer's Guide

"Look at this powerhouse with 640K of RAM for only $3000!" It's enough to make your wallet weep tears of joy for modern inflation... almost.

High-Res Windows 3.1 Gaming

A quest for the sharpest pixels on Windows 3.1. The community is compiling a list of games that support high resolutions (SVGA and beyond) for 3.1x systems. Essential knowledge for 86box power users.

Continued on Page 15 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: High-Res Win 3.1

Why? Because seeing a "General Protection Fault" in 1024x768 is just so much more immersive than in 640x480. It's high-definition frustration, folks!

Final Doom Yellow Key Fix

Old bugs never die, they just get patched by the community decades later. A discussion on properly applying the "Yellow Key Card Fix" for Final Doom: TNT Evilution.

Continued on Page 16 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: Doom Fix

It only took... what, 30 years? At this rate, we can expect a patch for the Y2K bug just in time for the year 3000.

Pac-Guy Christmas: Klik & Play Freeware at Retail?

In a bizarre twist of 90s retail shenanigans, this video explores *Pac-Guy Christmas*, a game made with the consumer tool *Klik & Play* that somehow ended up on store shelves.

Continued on Page 17 » — Apogee Slater

The Aging of Digitized Graphics

A spicy debate on how "digitized" graphics (think Mortal Kombat or Phantasmagoria) have aged compared to pixel art. Some say they're campy gold, others say they're just... old.

Continued on Page 18 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: Digitized Graphics

Look, if you can't appreciate the sheer artistry of a low-res photo of a guy in a ninja costume pasted onto a 16-bit background, then you clearly have no soul.

Modern HTTPS on Mac OS 9: CherryBrowse

One of the biggest headaches for vintage Mac lovers is the "SSL Handshake Error." Gambizzle shows off a new solution called CherryBrowse that acts as a bridge, allowing a classic Mac OS 9 machine to browse the modern web.

Continued on Page 19 » — Apogee Slater

C.D. SPINNER: RE: Modern Web on Mac OS 9

Incredible. Now you can experience the sheer terror of modern ad trackers and bloatware on a browser engine that was discontinued when Britney Spears was still a teenager.

Emulation "Dad Gift"

A heartwarming post showcasing a setup gifted to a dad, proving that emulation is often the best way to keep the retro flame alive for families.

Continued on Page 20 » — Isa Buster

J.J. & Jeff Nostalgia

A humor-filled thread about the quirky PC Engine/TurboGrafx-16 game, sparking memories of its bizarre humor and "greedy" characters.

Continued on Page 21 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: J.J. & Jeff

Nothing says "gaming excellence" quite like a side-scroller where your main weapon is flatulence. Truly, a sophisticated title for the connoisseur.

Toasting on the Go: Psion PDA Online

Folium Creations takes a beloved 90s organizer, the Psion PDA, and forces it into the 2020s by connecting it to Mastodon via a null-modem setup.

Continued on Page 22 » — Apogee Slater

TIE Fighter 95 on the Desk

A simple but powerful image: the TIE Fighter 95 CD sitting on a battlestation. Sometimes the physical media itself is enough to trigger a wave of nostalgia for the golden age of space sims.

Continued on Page 23 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: TIE Fighter CD

I can feel the urge to inspect my cargo and destroy rebel scum rising within me. That, or it's just the urge to find a CD-ROM drive that actually works in 2025.

Ski or Die!

Remember this classic? A shoutout to EA's winter sports collection "Ski or Die". The community reflects on the glory days of DOS sports compilations.

Continued on Page 24 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: Ski or Die!

In my experience with DOS sports games, it was usually "Ski AND Die." Repeatedly. Usually by hitting a tree at 2 miles per hour.

Commander Keen Anniversary

Happy Anniversary to the boy genius! The community celebrates another year of Commander Keen, the platformer that defined PC gaming for a generation.

Continued on Page 25 » — Isa Buster

Twilight Princess Decompiled

A massive milestone for preservation and modding: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess has been fully decompiled! This opens the door for native PC ports and deep mods.

Continued on Page 26 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: Twilight Princess

Great! Now we can look forward to seeing Link run around Hyrule as Thomas the Tank Engine, holding a lightsaber, while the moon from Majora's Mask crashes down in 4K resolution.

melonDS gets a New Renderer

Big news for DS emulation fans: melonDS is working on a new hardware renderer. Expect better performance and visual enhancements in the future.

Continued on Page 27 » — Isa Buster

DuckStation PS1 Authenticity

DuckStation continues to impress with a new commit adding an option to mimic the graphics output of older PS1 GPUs. Perfect for those chasing that authentic "wobbly" texture look.

Continued on Page 28 » — Isa Buster

The 10-Year Wait AS/400 Haul

Patience pays off. A user waited 10 years to acquire one of the earliest AS/400 systems, complete with documentation and tapes. A true heavy iron rescue mission.

Continued on Page 29 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: AS/400 Haul

That's dedication. Or maybe they just needed that long to reinforce their floorboards. Pretty sure you need a commercial driver's license just to move the manual.

University Vintage Collection Discovery

A student discovered their university houses a vintage computing collection. A remind to check your local institutions—you never know what history is hiding in the basement.

Continued on Page 30 » — Isa Buster

9-in-1 Retro PC Collection

Why have one retro PC when you can have nine? A user showcases a "little" collection spanning from 1997 to 2009, covering the most exciting era of 3D acceleration.

Continued on Page 31 » — Isa Buster

C.D. SPINNER: RE: 9-in-1 Collection

Nine retro PCs? That's not a collection; that's a small power plant. I hope their electric bill doesn't come with a "High Score" listing at the top.

Productivity Skyrocketing

A tongue-in-cheek show-and-tell of a retro setup where "productivity is skyrocketing." We all know that means playing games, but hey, it *looks* productive!

Continued on Page 32 » — Isa Buster

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